I was masturbating the other day?

February 1, 2012 by  
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herbal skin remedy
by Vietnam Plants / Cây cỏ Vietnam

Question by : I was masturbating the other day?
and I felt a little tear on my helmet. I continued regardless as I was having such a swell time and then my skin ripped in half down my shaft. It hurt a little but I was almost done so I tried to masturbate without it. Now I realise I should have stopped because it hurts to piss or even put my penis in my underwear. I really need your help Yahoo! community, what should I do? It is bleeding profusely and hurts so much, but at the same time I really can’t be bothered moving to go the hospital. Is there a herbal remedy for this kind of thing?

Best answer:

Answer by Lux
That sounds terrible! seriously go to the hospital, how can there be a herbal remedy for a giant cut? Just go, you need to stop the bleeding

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11 Responses to “I was masturbating the other day?”
  1. DT says:

    Call your doctor and tell him you are in a critical situation for which you need to be seen right away. If he says he cannot see you right away or he doesn’t pick up the phone, go to the hospital immediately!

  2. Cindi says:

    This is disturbing..You realize you’re injuring yourself but you keep on going? First see a doctor before your penis becomes infected. Then see a psychiatrist, for obviously you have some mental health issues.

  3. ForgottenAlly says:

    You should go see a doctor. We really have nothing to help you with.

  4. Tait Rief says:

    GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM NEAREST TO YOU. Call prior, tell them your situation.

  5. Wazir says:

    Sounds like you have snapped your frenulum.

    Since you are sitting at computer
    google = frenulum
    and select one of the medic sites for advice.

    There is no herbal remedy, it is surgical job i think.

    +

  6. tellher says:

    Exactly, just stay there and be lazy, get a infections so then they will amputate your private part later.

    Seriously, go to a doctor.

  7. cody says:

    Dude thats pretty cool

  8. Jacob Kelchner says:

    that same thing happened to me it hurt so much, it bleed i went to the hostopital but nurses made fun of it in front of me, don’t go to the hospital, they will make fun of you just sit at home wrap it up and mastubate harder and longer than ever you will heal.

  9. Fish Hintz says:

    If you value your manhood, you will go to the ER very quickly…

  10. Dawn says:

    So you was masturbating the other day ! (past tense) ie:- like Yesterday
    and it is bleeding profusely (present tense) like Now
    So ether you have been masturbating all night and into today or it has been bleeding profusely for two days
    or this is a TROLL LETTER

    2/10 must try harder

  11. Stobbo Strikes Again says:

    1: This all happened “the other day”……….. and
    2: You can’t be bothered moving to go to the hospital………..
    Sir,
    I put it to you that it isn’t at all as bad as you describe otherwise you’d be having it seen to in hospital.
    As for there being a herbal remedy – yes – it’s at the top of the beanstalk but you’ll have to get Jack to climb up and get it for you.
    By the way – have you heard of Hans Christian Andersen – he writes good fairy tales too.

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